Findings:
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- They have taken enough
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- the universe is deterministic and we have free will
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
- William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- The Orange Earplugs They Give You at Work
- They will not be named!
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- They must have faces
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Close enough for government work
- good enough for government work
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- The Cat in the Hat by William Shakespeare
- They have bears in Italy
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- Work like you don't need the monkey
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- They have no bones.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- He's been places they have not.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- We have had enough of your beige
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- Something eventually will consume you
- Type A blood
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I have had enough of Survivor
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Astro City #5
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Monkey Shakespeare Simulator
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- Notes Towards the Complete Works of Shakespeare
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- William Shakespeare
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- They work for you
- If you build it they will come
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- Most men will not swim before they are able to
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- Idiots will ruin everything, eventually
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- Have brain, will travel
- You stole what they would have given you
- They Have a Word for It
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Questions we will never have answers to
- People want what they cannot have
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- make sure you have enough room to flap your flappers
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- She Will Have Her Way
- They could have saved Kevin
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- The Monkeys Have Trouble
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- They didn't have the heart
- How could you ever have enough?
- You have your work cut out for you
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- we have a lot of work to do
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- It's stupid enough to work
- it's God's work to have us fail
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Many have died; you also will die.
- I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
- sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
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