It was
6:20 AM; I was in a bunny’s suit on my way
by foot to General Mills.
"
Travis" said
my good friend Pete "
This is fucked up, you know that?"
I just smiled a
stupid smile... he really didn’t notice though, seeing how I had a giant rabbit face on my head "
Frankly I don't care" I replied, "
This has gone on long enough -
these bastards deserve everything they're going to get".
Finally,
we arrived. The main building was closed so we sat and waited. The first person to arrive was a janitor to start his
janitorial duties. His name was
Frank, he was nice to us, yet interestingly enough the second person to arrive was a
security guard.
The security guard informed us how he didn’t want any trouble, and how we should just go.
I didn’t care, I wanted
Cereal, and I wanted it now.
After about
three hours of picketing with my "
Trix are for everyone!!" sign Pete approached a
disgruntled employee entering the building to start her workday, "
What's he trying to do?" she said.
"
He's protesting" Pete replied.
"
Oh" she said, "
He should stop that..."
It was then mild-mannered Pete did something I only once dreamed of (it was a fucked up dream... I might node it later...); he said "(Just)
GIVE THE RABBIT A FUCKING BOWL OF CEREAL, YOU DICK!”
Ten minutes later we received a
complementary bowl of
Trix, it was
good.
This recycled (and greatly fictional) node-shell has just wasted a moment of your life, now go do something productive.