Findings:
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Amuse yourself on public transportation
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to scare a little kid with religion
- how to short out a phone line
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to smoke yourself retarded
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Lost in Boston?
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to scare off men in a personal ad
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to get more out of Psi
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to Shit in the Woods
- How to read poetry out loud
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to give yourself a manicure
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to set yourself on fire
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How to videotape yourself playing a videogame
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to pierce yourself
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- Knock yourself out
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How to escape domestic violence
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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