Findings:
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- kill him dead; don't call me
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- People who don't read
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Know your pets
- Things people don't want to hear
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- I don't believe in people
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Guns kill people.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- don't kill your clients
- People who don't smoke will never die
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Don't encourage people to read
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- people who don't exist
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- People don't flail when they die
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- play dumb
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- When you kill people they die
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Capitalize, please
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't quote me on that
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't call me Debbie
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
If you Log in you could create a "we don't REALLY kill people" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.