What is it?
It's a cellphone game based off the incredibly popular Pokemon franchise, you noodle!
Less sass, more detail, please?
More specifically, Pokemon Go is an AR smartphone game, co-created by Nintendo and Niantic and developed by Niantic, wherein you, the player, find Pokemon in your real life location. No no, they did not master genetic engineering and release an untold number of poke-critters into the world. Instead, the game utilizes your phone's GPS to find your location on the map (using Google Maps software) and drops randomly generated digital Pokemon around you. The game alerts you when a Pokemon is near, and you…