Pseudo-conference, in the near-alternate-future After y2k, when computers (which no longer work, mostly) are replaced by abacuses. The whole thing has been masterminded by Nitrozac, or perhaps those greys who watch her.

Lots of people show up, including some aliens, roblimo, Linus Torvalds (and Transmeta), the Techno talking babes, Rob Malda, cowboyneal (with hat), and even Bill Gates in his bathroom, on a NASA crawler.