Most-referenced phrase from the Engrish-translated intro story to the video game Zero Wing. Briefly immortalized on Something Awful in an extremely long forum thread containing the posters various attempts of varying quality to edit photographs so that the phrase was contained within them. (Example: Family Feud picture with "All Your Base Are Belong to Us!!" as the answer displayed on the board behind the host.)
Addendum: When I wrote the above in late December of 2000 I had no idea how suddenly this one phrase, now officially dubbed an Internet meme, would spread. As of late February 2001, the Zero Wing intro story has been set to at least 5 types of music, mentioned in Time magazine, photoshopped into hundreds, maybe thousands of pictures, and subjected to a war over who noted the phrase and started the whole thing in the first place (I still believe it was Something Awful.)
The screen fades to black. Gradually words begin to scroll: Alpha are I and the Omega, are first and last, the Beginning am and the End.
(The screen comes up on a wide starfield. Slowly the camera pans over the top of the Eldridge, a giant interplanetary migrant vessel. The camera passes over an opening in the roof of the ship, through which a cargo bay is visible; a warning light begins to flash, and the cargo bay seals itself automatically. We follow the camera up through the window of the ship's bridge, where the lights go down as alarms begin to sound, and the monitors display a long line of red lights.) CAPTAIN: What happen? COMPUTER: This is an emergency, Level 3 alert. CREWMEMBER 1: (tapping rapidly on a computer display, which shows a genetic sequence restructuring) Somebody set up us the bomb. CAPTAIN: Take off every "Zig." You know what you doing. CREWMEMBER 2: Roger! (She opens a control panel and flips a lever. Somewhere in the depths of the ship, a huge section of wall falls away; seconds later, the gap in the wiring is bridged by blue shocks of energy.) CREWMEMBER 1: (scrolling through a computer display showing a vortex-like thing and space displacement and so on) We get signal! CAPTAIN: (stands up, in shock) What! (As the captain stares on and other crew members begin to get to their feet, the words "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" begin scrolling across the screen over and over, followed shortly after by "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA!!") CAPTAIN: (staring at screen in horror) What you say!! CREWMEMBER 2: Captain! CAPTAIN: (slowly, with great deliberation) ...Move "Zig." For great justice! (Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet, where it explodes in a fiery inferno of destruction...) Fade to black... (The camera pans across the wreckage of the fallen craft... slowly, it zooms in on the muddy water beside a chunk of burning wreckage, where a human-like figure sits huddled on the ground. Slowly, the figure gets to its feet; it is completely nude, with long grey hair, a beard and mustache, and a conspicuous lack of a nose.) MAN: Xeno... gears... is gear... tat are Xeno... (The camera zooms in on his eye, where we see leftover pieces of the ship falling to earth in the breaking dawn.) MAN: (standing on the beach with his hair blowing in the wind) Ability is a skill you learn with Job training! You spoony bard! This guy are sick! Off course! (Slowly, the scene fades into white.) VOICE-OVER: Born from the fallen wreckage, "he" slowly arose, his eyes reflecting the start of the day "bad translations" fell to earth
I suppose somebody should provide the "real" translation of the Japanese dialogue here. Straight from GameFAQs.com:
A.D. 2101 The war began Outside Ship - An explosion occurs. Ship's Bridge Captain: "What happened!?" Mechanic: "Someone detonated bombs all around us!" Close-Up of Excited Communications Officer Operator: "Captain! Incoming transmission!" Captain: "What!?" Ship's Bridge Operator: "Image coming through on the main monitor." (CATS appears) Captain: "You... you are...!!" Close up of CATS CATS: "You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen." (sarcasm) CATS: "Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases." CATS: "Your ship too shall soon be destroyed." Close up of captain & CATS Captain: "Im.. Impossible!" CATS: "We thank you for your cooperation." (more sarcasm) CATS: "Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives...." Ship's Bridge CATS: "Hahahahaha ...." Close up of Forlorn Captain Operator: "Captain!?" Ship's Bridge (ZIGs on monitors) Captain: "Launch all ZIG fighters!" Shows a ZIG pilot powering up Captain: "We leave it up to them..." Shows a ZIG moving into launch position Captain: "Give us hope for our future..." ZIGs on monitors, Bridge Explodes Captain: "We're counting on you, ZIG!!" The ship explodes. A lone ZIG zooms into view! translated by WooJin Lee and two sheepishly anonymous persons.
A.D. 2101 The war began
Outside Ship - An explosion occurs. Ship's Bridge Captain: "What happened!?" Mechanic: "Someone detonated bombs all around us!" Close-Up of Excited Communications Officer Operator: "Captain! Incoming transmission!" Captain: "What!?" Ship's Bridge Operator: "Image coming through on the main monitor." (CATS appears) Captain: "You... you are...!!" Close up of CATS CATS: "You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen." (sarcasm) CATS: "Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases." CATS: "Your ship too shall soon be destroyed." Close up of captain & CATS Captain: "Im.. Impossible!" CATS: "We thank you for your cooperation." (more sarcasm) CATS: "Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives...." Ship's Bridge CATS: "Hahahahaha ...." Close up of Forlorn Captain Operator: "Captain!?" Ship's Bridge (ZIGs on monitors) Captain: "Launch all ZIG fighters!" Shows a ZIG pilot powering up Captain: "We leave it up to them..." Shows a ZIG moving into launch position Captain: "Give us hope for our future..." ZIGs on monitors, Bridge Explodes Captain: "We're counting on you, ZIG!!" The ship explodes. A lone ZIG zooms into view!
translated by WooJin Lee and two sheepishly anonymous persons.
...and, in case you couldn't guess, that lone ZIG fighter is being piloted by you, the game player.
And so the adventure begins....
As you probably know, the phrase came from a badly translated video game intro. The game was Zero Wing, released on the Sega Genesis/Megadrive. The English version seems to have been a Europe-only release.
As to why it's so popular, that's a bit of a mystery. My personal opinion is that it's a perfect summary for the badly translated games of our youth. Not only that, but "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" and "FOR GREAT JUSTICE" are just plain random fun. Most of the early spread can be attributed to gamers. In many team games, the object is to capture, steal a flag from, or otherwise infiltrate the enemy's base. It's a natural fit with the phrase.
Here's the sequence of events:
UPDATE: A benevolent reader has informed me of www.AmIAllYourBaseOrNot.com that has emerged around a week ago. Noted, thanks. UPDATE #2: The April 2001 note concerning Microsoft Office XP was brought to my attention by a second benevolent reader, Bane. Thanks.
all your base are belong to us
A declaration of victory or superiority. The phrase stems from a 1991 adaptation of Toaplan's "Zero Wing" shoot-'em-up arcade game for the Sega Genesis game console. A brief introduction was added to the opening screen, and it has what many consider to be the worst Japanese-to-English translation in video game history. The introduction shows the bridge of a starship in chaos as a Borg-like figure named CATS materializes and says, "How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us." [sic] In 2001, this amusing mistranslation spread virally through the internet, bringing with it a slew of JPEGs and a movie of hacked photographs, each showing a street sign, store front, package label, etc. hacked to read "All your base are belong to us" or one of the other dopy lines from the game. When the phrase is used properly, the overall effect is both screamingly funny and somewhat chilling, reminiscent of the B movie "They Live".
The original has been generalized to "All your X are belong to us", where X is filled in to connote a sinister takeover of some sort. Thus, "When Joe signed up for his new job at Yoyodyne, he had to sign a draconian NDA. It basically said, `All your code are belong to us.'" Has many of the connotations of "Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated" (see Borg). Considered silly, and most likely to be used by the type of person that finds Jeff K. hilarious.
--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.
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