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(thing) by evilandi (2.8 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 8:56:26

What do you call one American?

A jolly nice chap.

What do you call two Americans?

Far too loud.

What do you call three Americans?

A war.


(person) by Pseudo_Intellectual (2.7 d) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sat Jan 08 2000 at 7:46:50

I, as a Canadian, am trying not to puke on my shoes and am hoping not to get the knock on the door from our ornery neighbours.

So when I was in Europe last summer my host-in-Sweden's father told us a little joke:

Q: What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
A: Trilingual.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
A: Bilingual.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks only one language?
A: American.


(idea) by sensei (6.4 y) (print)   ?   2 C!s I like it! Sun Mar 26 2000 at 17:05:14

People affected by the effect of global warming who are soon to find themselves in an arid wasteland. Canadians will live in a tropical paradise. Americans have guns. Do the math.

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