An ostrich named Gimpy

(thing) by discofever (3.1 y) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:24:51
Gimpy is the world-famous riding ostrich known for bouts of temper. She's been involved in many a bank robbery, and once hid in the famed bandit caves with Jesse James. Lately, she has become an underground cult hero of sorts, and has been seen out and about with Courtney Love.

The inevitable Gimpy backlash has begun.

Gimpy merchandise will be available on QVC from 8:30 to 9:00 AM, EST, every Tuesday.

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