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And Man Said, "Let There Be God."

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(idea) by piq (5.9 d) (print)   ?   4 C!s I like it! Wed Oct 18 2000 at 22:55:05

      After man and ape went their separate ways and the missing link died out, man looked for a way to distinguish himself from the rest of the animal kingdom. "We are far more beautiful," said man. And man lived many years, developing technologies to lengthen his lifespan. But he saw his brothers dying nonetheless. "We are far more beautiful, and we are far more intelligent. We should not die like animals, we should live forever in bliss." Man searched but found no ways to stay on this earth forever. This was depressing, and his brethren started to doubt their significance in the world. Suddenly, man upsurged, "I have found what makes us special. We are far more beautiful, and we are far more intelligent. We should not die like animals, we should live forever in bliss." And man said, "Let there be God."

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