And that's why we don't have sex in the nose

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(idea) by illusionist (5.8 mon) (print) ? 2 C!s I like it! Fri Oct 13 2000 at 6:23:40

An old joke with an ex- of mine. The topic has come up with female friends several times. It goes something like this...

It is sort of an urban legend that a sneeze is the closest your body naturally comes to having an orgasm. (There is another equivalent i have heard something along the lines of seven sneezes in a row is the chemical equivalent of an orgasm.) Now, the inherrent dangers of nasal sex derive from this quite easily. If you nose is not capable of holding an orgasm on its own, it is probably unwise to have sex in such a place.

And then it concludes with something like "And that is why we don't have sex in your (the) nose." That is if anyone would ever pry to inquire about such a feat. The exact wording escapes me now, but the point is there. It was her AOL quote for a brief while.

The best part about such a tagline is that you obviously have to inquire about such, because with every great (or totally off the wall) quote, there is obviously a story... (or even an inside joke to be let in on...)

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Sarah's Virginity	Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?	Putting Everything on your Resume	The future of Sex
Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on	How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex	Alternate Eroticism: What if?	Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
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Touch the Puppy	sex in public	Witnessing your parents having sex	Corrupted in the donut shop
Nasophilia	Nasal etiquette	nose hook	The only date I never went on

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