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Anna Nicole Smith

(person) by Professor Pi (3.4 wk) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Mon Oct 02 2000 at 21:59:20

Born as Vicky Lynn Hogan, 28 November 1967. While working in a strip club in Houston she met her future husband J. Howard Marshall II, a.k.a. "The Richest Man in Texas".

Marshall would soon become the dirtiest old man in Texas. He was 89 and she was only 26 when they met; only half the age of the Universal Dirty Old Man Constant.

Unfortunately, the marriage lasted only 14 months due to the unexpected death of the billionaire in 1995, leaving Smith with a meagre 449 million dollars of his estate.

Anna Nicole Smith is also known for being a Playboy Playmate of the Year twice (1992, 1993), and covering up her body for Guess?.

On February 8, 2007, Anna Nicole Smith was found unresponsive in her hotel room. She was rushed to the hospital where she was declared DOA. The cause of her death was ruled to be an accidental drug overdose.


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