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Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything

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(idea) by hoopy_frood (1.1 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:23:21

"Well, I suppose you're wondering why we've called you here today."

Your attractive cousin calmly scans the room before she responds. She notices a donkey, a goldfish, the administration, a dead priest, your sister's good-looking friend and some rather despondent Norwegian boys and asks "What are the brackets for?"

"The brackets are so that we may better assimilate your ass into Everything"

"Do they hurt?"

"You get used to it. SEND IN THE NEXT PRIEST!"

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