"Mr. Lars, can we have a moment of your time?"
"Er, I'm in the middle of watching Super Troopers, but I guess."
"Great. Now first of all...wait a minute, Lars, Super Troopers isn't released until tommorow."
"Yeah, I'm priveledged. You should watch the show more often."
"Yes, that's one of things we wished to talk to you about. This summer instead of continuing as a regular on Taza World, you ventured out with your own miniseries set in a new location and with a new cast. How did you like the experience?"
"It was alright."
"That's all you have to say about it?"
"Pretty much. I'm trying to watch a movie here."
"Well, will any of the characters from your miniseries, Planet Lars, be appearing on the upcoming fifth season of Taza World?"
"Probably. You know the big wigs are too cheap to hire more actors, so they'll keep reusing the same characters."
"But you are slated to have new characters for suitemates this year?"
"We're supposed to, but I wouldn't be suprised if the entire PQ gang ended up in there."
"And what of the rumors of the returning cast members this season?"
"Yes, it is confirmed we will have some old cast members around the set, but whether or not they'll play as major of a role as me or J, or a minor one like Fish is yet to be determined."
"In previews for the season premiere of Taza World, and in most season 5 promotional shots, fans have noticed that you are not wearing the trademark necklace you wore throughout your whole miniseries. Care to elaborate?"
"Watch the season finale. That should answer that question."
"Can you name some guest stars we may be seeing this season?"
"Well, undoubtedly a few people like Pownell, Spike, Terd Ferguson, Dunc, and others will show up, as they usually do. She will probably show up to give my character some grief. We're also in negotiations with Kevin Spacey about a guest role as a teacher."
"Really?"
"No."
"Oh. Well, on to our next question. Almost every main cast member from season one of Taza World guest starred on your show. Why did the other three not show up?"
"Contract problems. Although two of them will be around the set next season. We can't find the third though."
"What ever happened to the persistant rumor that someone would die last season?"
"It was just a rumor. Originally the producers were toying around with killing my character off, but I threaten-err...negotiated with them and they decided not too. They then went on and decided to give me my own miniseries."
"Oh. Um. Ok. And the rumor of the major break up?"
"That happened, it was just off camera, and wasn't found out about until very late in the season."
"Anything you'd like to reveal about the coming season?"
"Umm...expect a few suprises. That's about all I can say."
"We've heard rumors to the effects of a new major cast member joining the crew, as well as you shirking your usual pleather jacket for something a little different?"
"I can comment on neither. Do you have many more questions? I'm missing parts of the movie."
"Just one last one, can you give new viewers a quick over view of what Taza World is?"
"Taza World is one of those teenage comedy shows that revolves around a group of people. It is entering it's fifth season where me and my roommate, the Taza, and Fish are starting our sophomore year. We have the usual sitcom cliches, but are slightly more geared toward geeks as computers, anime, and gaming is fairly prominent in the show."
"Well, thanks for taking the time to answer our questions. We look forward to Planet Lars finale next week, and Taza World's premeire the following week. Enjoy your movie."
"I don't even know what's going on in the movie now. But whatever, just get out of my apartment."
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