| This is a goofy little web gimmick I made up one day. If you would like to use it on the web, you'll have to host it yourself!
You can also use it in #everything by asking CowbotNeal "be aphex twin".
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
use CGI;
my $query = new CGI;
if ($query->param("viewsource")) {
print "Content-type: text/plain\n\n";
open(SOURCE,"medicalname");
while (<SOURCE>) {
print;
}
} else {
print "Content-type: text/html\n\n";
my @ends = qw(
amine
ophan
aline
etine
ogen
anine
anol
ophlex
aphlex
ia
ane
ene
ine
ite
ate
ation
ose
ose
ase
idine
ax
il
ide
);
my @bridges = qw(
afro
estro
iso
ama
etho
ecto
endo
exo
oli
orli
oxy
obo
ono
);
my @starts = qw(
floozy
trypto
pro
proto
gyno
andro
miso
poly
hemato
cyclo
pneuma
ma
toma
grappa
logi
logo
lipo
deca
pneumo
chloro
fluoro
hydro
flu
contra
);
my @vowelmiddles = qw(
easter
acu
at
in
am
eth
al
orl
ornith
ox
estr
);
my @middles = qw(
sertr
protein
plasmic
skeletal
trypt
punct
par
gen
pax
clemast
hemat
mis
fromag
phenyl
prop
wank
lip
foz
dextr
fruct
clem
chlor
nom
chees
meth
but
stat
fumar
phobic
ponic
);
my $numsyllables;
my $name = "";
my $numwords = $query->param("numwords")||1;
for (;$numwords > 0; --$numwords) {
my $numsyllables = $query->param("numsyllables")||int( 1 + rand(6));
my @syllables;
$syllables[$numsyllables] = $ends[int(rand() * $#ends)];
my $vowel = 1;
for ( --$numsyllables; $numsyllables >= 0; --$numsyllables) {
my @parts;
my $part;
if ($vowel) {
@parts = (@middles,@vowelmiddles);
$part = int(rand()*$#parts);
$vowel = ($part > $#middles);
} else {
@parts = (@starts,@bridges);
$part = int(rand()*$#parts);
$vowel = ($part > $#starts);
}
$syllables[$numsyllables] = $parts[$part];
}
$name .= (join("",@syllables));
$name .= " " if $numwords>1;
}
$name = ucfirst($name);
if ($query->param("suffix")) {
my $suffix = $query->param("suffix");
$suffix =~ s/\-//g;
$name .= "-".$suffix;
} elsif (rand() > 0.75) {
#if (rand() > 0.75) {
$name .= "-".chr(65+rand()*26);
}
my @params = $query->param();
my $querystring = join("&",map {"$_=".$query->param($_)} @params);
if ($query->param("mode") eq "xml") {
print <<EOT;
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rdf:RDF
xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"
xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/"
xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
xmlns:syn="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
xmlns:taxo="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/taxonomy/"
>
<channel rdf:about="http://www.ele.uri.edu/cgi-bin/user/mkb/medicalname?mode=xml">
<title>Drug Name Generator</title>
<link>http://www.ele.uri.edu/cgi-bin/user/mkb/medicalname?mode=xml</link>
<description></description>
<items>
<rdf:Seq>
<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.ele.uri.edu/cgi-bin/user/mkb/medicalname?mode=xml" />
</rdf:Seq>
</items>
</channel>
<item rdf:about="http://www.ele.uri.edu/cgi-bin/user/mkb/medicalname?mode=xml">
<title>$name</title>
<link>http://www.ele.uri.edu/cgi-bin/user/mkb/medicalname?mode=xml</link>
</item>
</rdf:RDF>
EOT
} else {
print <<EOT;
<HTML><HEAD><TITLE>Automatic Drug and Aphex Twin Song Name Generator</title></head>
<BODY>
<H1>$name</h1><BR />
<A HREF="medicalname?$querystring">AGAIN!</a><BR />
<form action="medicalname" method="get">
change options!<br>
number of word parts <input type="text" name="numsyllables"><br>
suffix <input type="text" name="suffix"><br>
number of words <input type="text" name="numwords"><br>
<input type="Submit" value="Submit">
<A HREF="medicalname?viewsource=yes"></form>
<br>
View source</a>
</body></html>
EOT
}
}
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