One of my
co-workers is unbelievably
annoying, and a fraction of that is because he says "Awww yeah..."
literally every couple of minutes. I fucking hate it. Over the previous week it's practically all that he was capable of saying. And since this is the guy featured in
Why my co-worker, "Bob," is an idiot, it's like having a sunburn scraped. He says it the exact same way every time, to nearly any kind of stimulus, the fuckwit.
The company may as well set a damn Furby or Tickle-Me-Elmo in his chair. Hell, any styrofoam-filled shelf-warmer with a pull-string and a few catch phrases. Their troubleshooting skills would be similar.
Other things he says constantly are:
- "It's all good"
- "10-4 on that"
- "Roger that"