Bruce Smolanov is an actor, breakdancer, comedian and reconteur. His dancing has taken him all over the world, and he's had bit roles in The Sopranos (as a Czeck sausage salesman, a.k.a "the first guy to get whacked") and Made, as one of the Irish gangsters who jumps Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau.

The funniest thing that I ever saw him do was a role as Eminem in a Surf Reality musical called "The Wrong Fag to Fuck With", in which a gay teen pop superstar confronts the rapper over his homophobic lyrics and, in the end, turns him gay. That play also featured Courney Love singing a song which mish-mashed "Violet" and "Territorial Pissings" called "I Suck."