one constraint to site - must demonstrate prerogatives of "meticulous care for information" in accordance with HR 1930. Put a disclaimer on the front page, and don't say anything about the databases.
CIA World Facebook is the new cool social networking site! You can talk with your friends, prevent subversion invite them to your favorite events, and send them online messages! Your photos will be analyzed for contraband and retinal databases shared with all your friends, where you can give us evidence to alter tag your favorite friends to let them know they're in your photos! You don't have to worry about the government, we're only here to help you have a good time!
Got a MySpace already? An AIM screenname? An SSH server? Great? In fact, with just one or two pieces of information we can harvest the entire internet for information about you and store it in a centralized database for means of analysis put it right on your CIA World Facebook profile so all your friends can see it! In fact, we have supercomputers designed to find collisions in every existing possible encryption scheme so that your information can't possibly fall out of our grasp! We have solved P v. NP but we will not tell you how! Haha! Share details about yourself and all your private keys with the government your friends! CIA World Facebook!
Lately we had a new feature! It's called CIA World Facebook Lighthouse (Sean- get logo from Oppressive Psychology Bureau before sending in the summary), and it analyzes your profile and the profiles of your friends for signs of sedition similar interests! Later, we'll sell this information to the corporations that control us and make their payments look legitimate through ad space they have on our CIA World Facebook website!
CIA WORLD FACEBOOK! | 
