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Calculator Porn

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(thing) by TheLordScribe (1.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Mar 28 2001 at 3:43:21

I never thought I'd see the day when people use something that's supposed to be used to for math equations and/or other school related material to view porn and possibly get off (I must pause because a really disturbing picture just surfaced in my head). But, alas, that day has come. I suppose this falls under one of the many Reasons Why the Human Race Should Be Wiped From The Face Of The Earth.

Just the other day a friend of mine told me he had a program I just had to see on his calculator. I looked and low and behold! there was a naked chic dancing around on his calculator. I knew from that moment on that we were doomed.


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