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Chicks in Chain Mail

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(idea) by CaptainSpam (4.7 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Tue Mar 14 2000 at 11:46:39

In the typical fantasy sense that chicks in chain mail might imply (A metal two-piece), in practice, this seems rather silly. The armor may provide light defense to the breasts and crotch area (Assuming that's what you call that area on a female), however, its battle potential is pathetic.

However, they do look mighty fine.


(thing) by Diatryma (5 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Sun Sep 29 2002 at 2:16:06

Chicks in Chainmail is the first in a series of humorous fantasy anthologies edited by the very talented Esther Friesner. The original idea came to her as she realized that there was very little humor in stories about warrior women. While to some the mere idea of the anthology may seem sexist, the ability to laugh about being a chick in chainmail makes it empowering. After all, you have a sword, a bronze bra, and you look damn good with them-- you can take a joke. This also prompted notes both on the cover of the book and in the introduction giving credit for the various titles; while Friesner herself insisted upon the title for the first book, her superior demanded the even more dirty-sounding third title.

The anthology was a success, and has been followed by Did you say CHICKS?!, which was named through a reader contest, Chicks and Chained Males, an anthology of humorous fantasy stories involving warrior women and men who had been taken hostage, kidnapped, or otherwise imprisoned, and The Chick is in the Mail, which follows in the proud tradition of the first three.


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Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time? Ladies' Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society Oh look, breasts
Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me Cute waitresses Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans The future is cleavage
Men should never call themselves feminists The semi fictional life of every real woman International Wenches Guild Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori Don't be sexist. Broads hate that. Heavy metal brassiere
Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson The SCUM manifesto I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills Dungeons and Dragons
Margaret Thatcher Aggressive, demanding, in control females brick and mortar kick-ass nuns
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