Christian Family Network

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(thing) by gseidman (?) (print) ? (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:04:34

Yet another scary Christian Coalition-related group. They published a "SouthPark Education/Action Guide" which is absolutely hilarious (and scary at the same time). It includes (nearly) the entire script of "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." Call (937)236-5433 to request your free copy.

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Christian Coalition	Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.	South Park	anal
Accelerated Christian Education	The mutual problem of Christians and feminists	640K ought to be enough for anybody	Cartman
Bastard Operator from Hell	Why you shouldn't listen to high school guidance counselors	An Evangelist's Wife	Buying crack from your mom's pimp
Focus on the Family	A comprehensive list of Doomsday Cults and other roving groups of fanatical idiots	Sigmund Freud	Judeo-Christian
Satan	Medical specialists	I'm cold, but I'm happy	I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic	George Washington's 1793 State of the Union Address	George Washington's 1794 State of the Union Address	John Adams's 1800 State of the Union Address

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