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Collecting a clean catch urine

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(idea) by zeta10 (1.5 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Wed Mar 27 2002 at 19:56:58

THE PLASTIC CUP IS STERILE. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE TOP OF THE CUP
OR THE INSIDE OF THE CUP OR THE INSIDE OF THE LID.

  1. Clean the genital area thoroughly with the antiseptic towelette provided.
    Females-- Clean vaginal area thoroughly, wiping front to back
    Males-- Clean the genital area thoroughly, retracting the foreskin of the penis.
  2. Proceed to urinate a portion of the urine into the toilet.
  3. Continue to urinate, this time collecting the remaining urine into the plastic cup.
  4. Please deposit the towelette in the wastebasket.
--From signage at a doctor's office

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