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(thing) by CaptainSpam (4.7 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Thu Apr 13 2000 at 16:15:49

A form of whipped cream. Cool Whip, unlike many whipped creams out there, comes in a plastic tub instead of an aresol spray can. Though this makes it harder to apply to designs and decoration, this does make it far easier to pull the pie-in-the-face gag. You don't even need a pie.

Don't confuse this with Miracle Whip. Though putting Cool Whip on a ham sandwich might be a thought worth entertaining once or twice, putting Miracle Whip on a slice of pie is not cool.


(thing) by momomom (4.9 hr) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Fri Mar 16 2001 at 22:04:26

Cool Whip has no cream in it.

It is water, corn syrup, hydrogenated vegetable oil (coconut and palm kernel oils), high fructose corn syrup, less than two percent of sodium caseinate (the only milk derivative in it) natural and artificial flavor, xanthan and guar gums, pholysorbate 80, sorbitan monostearate, betacaroten (color)

www.coolwhip.com
(800) 432 1001
(in case you need to know more!)

I wonder why beta carotene since it is snowy white not yellow?

I deny the fact that I have a tub and spoon on my lap. NO!


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