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Crowded public men's room strategy

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(idea) by natedogtx (6.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Tue May 02 2000 at 3:17:26

In cases where there are multiple lines waiting for the urinals (such as sporting events, concerts, etc), and the lines are roughly equal in length, always choose the line made up of those with the lowest average age. This is because older men tend to be dribblers, while younger men tend to be porcelain chippers. Here endeth the lesson.

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