I love my doctor, no really. My best interests at heart etc. etc. Well, that's all about to change. I live for beer, it's everything I could have hoped for way back when I was in my early teens, and after a long hard uphill struggle I now live in a pub - wihout having to work there! And now I have to "cut down on alcohol". You may as well ask me to take fewer breaths goddammit. Thanks a Bunch. You'll want me to give up smoking next. |