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Cut down on alcohol

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(idea) by cmclean (2.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Sep 06 2000 at 16:14:45

I love my doctor, no really.
My best interests at heart etc. etc.
Well, that's all about to change. I live for beer, it's everything I could have hoped for
way back when I was in my early teens, and after a long hard uphill struggle
I now live in a pub - wihout having to work there!
And now I have to "cut down on alcohol".
You may as well ask me to take fewer breaths goddammit.
Thanks a Bunch. You'll want me to give up smoking next.

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