| This is, perhaps, my favorite phrase of all time. It's a good all-purpose kind of thing, sort of like a Leatherman. For example: say you just found out you failed a test:
you: "Yeah, I failed that math midterm."
friend: "Bummer."
you: "yeah, I guess they can just dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."
Or say you just saw something shocking:
friend: "Holy shit! Did you see that?"
you: "Well, dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians! I didn't know cows could spontaneously combust!"
Disclaimer: I am not actually a sexist pig. I just like to say "dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians." | 
