Do clam bras chafe?

(idea) by hoopy_frood (1 wk) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:38:09
Probably.

But it's a small price to pay. Ever since Ariel was seen prancing about with them at last years Lobster Festival, she's been hero of the half-shell. Clams will continue to dominate well into next year, especially with the introduction of the Wonderclam.

The new Wonderclam promises never to leave you wanting, even when you find yourself on dry land. They are guaranteed to give you that zero g look, which until now was only possible under water.
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