Ordering over the internet.
Place your order here, confirm
And now some plastic...
Here are your details...
'Enjoy'... says the lifeless retail automation...
Bumpy ride, swervy ride...
Enter outlet, cross left, look right,
Good DC performance on the road cross!
Exact change bar a few squid spare
Order details in the other hand
Enter outlet drones stage left
An array of trained staff hiding behind the stainless steel counter, aimlessly tossing dough as they watch order screens and think about bed.
Dirty, noisy delivery guy picks up orders, stage left...
Dough guy tosses, sauces, cheeses with prescision... he could be sleeping...
Over-madeup boxing chick packs and organises boxes inbetween eyeing customers with her over-shadowed eyes and expressionless face.
The dimple in her chin points to you as if to make some offhand cynical comment about your nature. She continues packing orders...peering between the boxes intermitantly...
Your number's up