Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu

created by piq

(idea) by gooddoug (5.8 y) (print) ? I like it! Sat Nov 25 2000 at 18:31:29

I mean, Yog-Sothoth may have a mean appetite and he may have a plan to save social security (by eating all elderly people) but none of the other elder gods can really hold a candle to Cthulhu. Yog-Sothoth hasn't proven to be truly alien enough to be a good dark god. And what about these visions by the overdrugged oracles claiming Yog-Sothoth actually spoke to them?!? I mean come-on, if an elder god "speaks" to you, your brain is fried. Cthulhu wouldn't stand for any of that, he'd send some horrible and unspeakable horror to paint their rooms in the blood of innocents. Before dragging them to eternal torture in some dark hell. So, when Yog-Sothoth is found to be philandering or doesn't really save Social Security, or if it turns out that he hasn't even read the Necronomicon, or he fails to be evil and alien enough, don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu.

(idea) by VT_hawkeye (1.3 d) (print) ? I like it! Sat Nov 25 2000 at 18:45:04

Great bumper sticker seen in Blacksburg, Virginia this election year:

VOTE CTHULU*
Why settle for the lesser evil?

* Yes, it was spelled this way on the bumper sticker.

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Cthulhu	Cthulhu for President	Yog-Sothoth	Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
Necronomicon	the Elder Gods	Not guilty by reason of insanity	Kang and Kodos
(Don't display in "New Writeups")	Campus Crusade for Cthulhu	Anyone but Bush 2004	An envelope from the previous systems administrator
John Kerry's Speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention	Vote Giant Squid 2004	2004 US Presidential Election	Booth's Algorithm
George W. Bush	The perfect node	Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven	November 13, 2002
The Chicago Machine	Evil	Shelfwear	Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong

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