Don't call me white

Coming from a Jewish-American family, I grew up hearing about hate groups such as the KKK and the Nazis, who wanted to exterminate people like us because we were an "inferior race." Well, of course we're not inferior, but how can we be members of the same race as Nazis and Ku Klux Klan members?

To this day, when I hear references to "white people," I feel a tiny spasm of dread followed by confusion: "Uh-oh! White people! Here comes the Klan! Oh, you mean people like ME? No way!"

Luckily we are saved from such a disaster: even albinos are not really white. Moreover, blacks are not really black.

Think of this ... instead of Black Culture, we could talk about "Dark-to-Light Brown Culture". White supremacists should be "Light Pink Supremacists", while "Native Indian Pride" would be "More or Less Reddish Brown Pride".
Wouldn't it be funny ? Does it look ridiculous yet ?