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Dove Soap

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(thing) by wyv (8.4 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Oct 11 2000 at 21:39:41

My skin blows. It gets all oily if I don't wash it, and when I do wash it with soap it gets dry and flakey. I have to wash my face about a zillion times a day because I really dislike the oily feeling, and I don't need any more acne than I already have.

Then I found Dove soap. It rocks. It doesn't make my skin so dry and peely, and it gets rid of the oil.

Unfortunately, I didn't realize there are several kinds of Dove soap. I guess I like the normal kind ("white"), because I picked up a pack of six "sensitive skin" type Dove bars, and they smell like shit (fragrance free my ass!) At least it leaves my skin healthy and soft.



Ingredients: sodium cocoyl isethionate, stearic acid, sodium tallowate, water, sodium isethionate, coconut acid, sodium stearate, cocamidopropyl betaine, sodium cocoate or sodium palm kernelate, fragrance, sodium chloride, titanium dioxide, tetrasodium edta, trisodium etidronate, BHT.

Who the fuck names this shit?

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