Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow

(idea) by SlightlyMadman (3.7 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Jun 16 2000 at 16:26:32

I was smoking pot with a bunch of hippy dudes once, when one of them came out and said this to me. Apperently, I was going on about some sort of conspiracy regarding squirrels, or something. I must have gotten a little carried away, and started ranting like a raving lunatic. I suppose these hippies just wanted to sit back and keep on truckin', so I picked up my melonberry cocktail snapple, thanked them for the buzz, and left.

Having a drug dealer in your house	Ten questions for your company's safety officer	Harshing your mellow	Keep On Truckin'
Melonberry Cocktail	a few pathetic sentences	The Responsible Drug User's Oath	Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors
Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!	Industrial Arts	Sham 69	If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
The Ten Commandments revised	Desert Survival	Rituals of marijuana	Bitches with glitches
modern woman	Home Recording on a Budget: Mixology	pot	Flying high on busted wings
harsh	Humorous Writings of E2	Plato's Attack on Poetry	Passacaglia and Fugue in C minor

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