Device for determining
how evil someone is.
In today's world, an
absolute necessity
"So hey, wanna meet for lunch sometime?"
"Umm.. just a minute here"
**fumbles around in backpack, brings out lots of electronic testing equiptment and plugs it into his PalmPilot**
"Wha-?"
"I need to take an EEG real quick here- you mind?"
"Uhhh.."
"Ooh.. the reading's off the scale on this one... I'm sorry. I can't make it. Some other time, perhaps. I have to wash my goldfish."