Looks a lot like mudflap girls shaved on the sides of someones head. Female-pattern baldness is usually humorous once it reaches a fully developed stage but looks kind of dumb when you are 60.

This is slightly related to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, a disorder in which the fetus sits around all day in the womb in the trailer, drinks beer, kicks the dog and doesn't get a job to support itself. Victims of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome are very susceptible to Female-Pattern baldness.