| Here in Richmond, VA, you are required to have a special license to operate any type of fireworks device. So I thought I'd be so kind as to share a few questions the test for it, so you others interested in obtaining a such a license would get a head start in studying for it.
Question 1:
A Ring Of Fire is in the left lane and is turning left, should your Maximum Power Artillery Blaster :
A. Yield the right-of-way
B. Blow its horn and stop quickly
C. Maintain the posted speed limit
D. Signal and turn right
Question 2:
You are parking your bottle rocket near a fire hydrant. The space you must give the hydrant is at least:
A. 0 feet
B. 10 feet
C. 15 feet
D. 500 feet
Question 3:
You are driving your Alien Lander on an interstate highway when a federally illegal cherry bomb passes you on the shoulder, greatly exceeding the speed limit. Should you:
A. Catch up to it and attempt to pour water on it
B. Blow your horn
C. Get its license number and call 911
D. Replace your speedometer | 
