Five paragraph essay

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(thing) by jmc (6 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) Thu Aug 09 2001 at 15:11:18

The five paragraph essay is a favorite denizen of introductory English composition classes. The form is as follows:

Paragraph One:
Introduction. The first paragraph tells us what the paper is going to say and, ideally, why we should care. The final sentence in this paragraph is the paper's thesis.
Paragraphs Two-Four:
Supporting evidence. These three paragraphs are where the actual arguing occurs and evidence is presented. Especially quotes. It seems like the five paragraph essay is made up of quotes like the human body is made up of water.
Paragraph Five:
Conclusion. Usually the final paragraph is a brief restatement of what the essay has said. The thesis, rephrased, can always be found lurking around here. No new information should be presented in the fifth paragraph.

Despite its name, the five paragraph essay can contain any number of paragraphs. As students progress, they are encouraged to include more evidentiary paragraphs while leaving the rest of the form alone. As their arguments become more and more sophisticated, this form rapidly becomes unwieldy.

Sadly, most high-school composition classes never progress past the five paragraph essay. This results in an unfortunately large number of college freshmen getting low marks on their first paper.

(idea) by pythagorous (7.4 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) Thu Jan 02 2003 at 0:13:28

Dear English Teachers -

I try to be a good little student. I try to adhere to your guidelines. Even though I am no longer in high school, I try to avoid contractions and avoid sentence fragments. I attempt to connect my lists with commas, and keep the comma before the "and" even though newspapers tell me not to do so. However, some of your rules just do not apply in real life. For instance, starting a sentence with "for instance" or "however" or "but" is not bad. Nor is it wrong to attempt prettier prose by occasionally flouting standard rules of diction. Most importantly, you absolutely must stop with this silly business about "five-paragraph essays."

What is the purpose of the "body paragraph?" Allow me to speculate that this structural convention is an attempt to clearly separate thoughts and ideas into blocks. You are attempting to teach students how to structure their thoughts for maximum effectiveness, and thus the strict code of introduction, quote, analysis, transition, and the like. Certainly this format is appropriate for two or three page essays about one book. It is appropriate when a student is attempting to convey three major ideas with textual evidence. But there are many places when this format is not appropriate.

You may notice that I end each of my paragraphs with a "hook" or "transition" into the next paragraph. Then I launch into the next paragraph with additional explanation leading to a primary point; upon reaching said, I move on to the next paragraph. This format is good and appropriate because it allows both the writer and reader to clearly delineate disparate thoughts and ideas. The eye is not tired by one long stream of text. The reader can easily jump to an appropriate section. The addition of section headers makes this navigation even easier. This is the new way of writing.

The internet is the new way of publishing. Hundreds of thousands of people keep online journals called "weblogs." Millions post in online forums, message boards, and chat rooms. Millions more use instant messages to communicate in real time. All of these formats rely on concise bursts of ideas clearly deliniated. In short, these mediums rely on a style completely in opposition to your standard five-paragraph essay.

The consequences are clear and widespread. People either rebel against the rules of grammar entirely by refusing to capitalize and use correct punctuation or they attempt to confine their online posts to your standard format. Only those who have learned differently (either through college education, by reading, or another method) can break this nasty habit. And those people are forced to endure the stupidity of a format not meant for this world.

When in life will people write essays and reports in five-paragraph form? Never in business, and rarely in academia. I have never found a college professor who demands a five-paragraph essay. I have never found a book, article, report, or study written as one. I have, however, seen online postings where paragraphs go on for pages, where there is no clear break between ideas, where obligatory quotes to useless information are thrown in because people think they should be.

This format is extremely detrimental to a new digital society that is not only prevalent but is saturated into our culture!

By all means, keep your format. Teach the five-paragraph essay. But while you're at it, teach students to write in the same format as they read. For once, teach them to use apostrophe, instead of just reading it. Teach the writing of poetry. For goodness sake, teach them how to write basic prose!

For the good of all humankind, do this for us. Teach students that literary analysis has a purpose, but it is not the only way to write. It is not even the standard way to write -- in fact, it is a method of writing that is very narrowly defined and generally not used in the real world. It is good for teaching the structure of argument, but it is only one tool among many.

If you disagree with me, take your typical news analysis and combine it into five neat paragraphs. See if you can do it, and then see if its more readable than before.

Next, try a dissertation.

Sincerely,

pythagorous

P.S. - You really do spend a lot of time obsessing about line spacing and margin widths as opposed to actual content. Why is that?

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