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Fractal Theory of Canada

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(idea) by annexsecurity (4.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 7 C!s Tue Nov 27 2001 at 22:21:34

Found on the net and now on E2:

Background.

Given a community A and an adjacent community C, such that A is prosperous and populous, and C is less populous and prosperous, and given non-reciprocal interest of C in the internal affairs of A, often C will need ego compensation by occasionally noisy and noisome display of its superiority over A. In this case C is said to be the _canada_ of A, C = canada(A).

For example, it has been previously established that:

canada(California) = Oregon
canada(New York) = New Jersey
canada(Australia) = New Zealand
canada(England) = Scotland


The Fractal Theory of Canada.

For all A there exists C such that

C = canada(A)


For example, canada(USA) = Canada
canada(Canada) = Quebec
canada(Quebec) = Celine Dion

It would appear that the hierarchy would bottom out an individual. However an individual is actually a community of tissues, tissues of cells, cells of molecules, and so forth down into the quantuum froth.

canada(brain) = pineal gland
canada(intestines) = colon
...
canada(electron) = neutrino

and so on. There is no bottom.


"My God! It's full of Canadas!"


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Calling nice Americans Canadians out of politeness The Curlicue Fractal My god, it's full of sprinkles! My God! It's chock full of SOY!
Austrians - the New Zealanders of Europe Annie Sprinkle The World Needs More Canada: Another Capital Nodermeet Pineal gland
Demonyms of Canada Funeral games Canada Kicks Ass My god, it's full of nodegel!
Canada and New Zealand : Allies in Inferiority laughing gas If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God? neutrino
Canadian Geographic Quantum Weather Butterfly multinomial coefficient New Jersey
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