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Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
(1989) -
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Rating:
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Please note that this review is laden with
spoiler
s.
Jason Injury Count:
Jason's injuries in this movie pale to those in other movies, but they are a little more original. He starts with a pen stabbed through his eye, he is shot 6 times, punched
fifty-six
times, he fell over once, was
electrocuted
twice, had
toxic waste
splashed in his face, and was then fully bathed/drowned in a toxic waste bath.
Body count:
25; 18 Male and 7 Female. (This is Jason's all-time high!)
Plot Outline:
Regardless of the title, the majority of this movie is set on a
cruise ship
. The basic plot is that a
graduating class
near
Crystal Lake
rents a low-budget cruise ship to take them on a field trip to
New York City
(down the river to the ocean, apparantly). Jason, once again drowned by a chain in Crystal Lake, is awakened when a boat anchor drags an underwater cable over him and he is electrocuted back to life... much like in
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
.
One of the graduating class is a
wanna-be boxer
, and he tries pummeling Jason into submission - he lands a
consecutive
56 punches (never before has Jason been injured so often so quickly!) with no effect before saying a
classic quote
and having his head punched off with one swing. Quite amusing. Jason is later drowned in the
New York City Sewer System
by toxic waste, and his body is melted away to nothingness. In an oddly
mystic
or
artistic
twist, Jason melts into his
childhood body
(
?!?
) briefly before vanishing into some steam.
Interesting Notes
:
Jason has amazing
climbing abilities
- he nearly instantly
teleports
up several
ladder rungs
and defies time and distance when moving in complicated areas (such as forests or amongst rows of boxes).
When Jason first comes to life, he uncharacteristically bellows a hearty laugh. This laugh makes a few appearances throughout the movie.
To firmly mark its place in cultural history, the term "
NARC
" is used a few times.
Jason's breathing patterns made me rename him to "
Darth Jason
."
Fun Quotes!
"OK...
Take your best shot
." -
Boxer that is about to have his head punched off by Jason.
Lead roles:
Todd Shaffer
- Jim Miller
Tiffany Paulsen
- Suzi Donaldson
Tim Mirkovich
- Young Jason
Kane Hodder
- Jason Voorhees
Jensen Daggett
- Rennie Wickham
Barbara Bingham
- Miss Colleen Van Deusen
Alex Diakun
- Deck Hand
Peter Mark Richman
- Charles McCulloch
Warren Munson
- Admiral Robertson
Fred Henderson
- Chief Engineer Jim Carlson
Scott Reeves
- Sean Robertson
Gordon Currie (I)
- Miles Wolfe
Saffron Henderson
- J.J. Jarrett
Martin Cummins
- Wayne Webber
Vincent Craig Dupree
- Julius Gaw
And, not in the lead role category:
Kelly Hu
(Of
Scorpion King
fame
) - Kelly Watanabe
Directed by:
Rob Hedden
Writing credits:
Rob Hedden
, Characters by
Victor Miller (II)
.
Tagline:
New York has a new problem!
Sources: The oh-so-wonderful IMDB, my head, and the box.
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Freddy vs Jason
The Muppets Take Manhattan
Jason Voorhees
Toxic waste
New York City
Mugen no Jyuunin
The Automatic Box
WTF
Consecutive
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