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created by kslawson

(idea) by kslawson (1.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun May 28 2000 at 0:06:11

like fuck, this can have many different meanings.

Surprise (good)
"Well, fuck me! I didn't think I'd win that hand..."
Surprise (bad)
"Fuck me, I'm out of gas."
Request
"Hey there cutey, fuck me?"
Imperative (also expressions from Hacker culture)
"Fuck me harder"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

printable version
chaos

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