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(idea) by pukesick (5.4 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Feb 29 2000 at 0:24:24

Its a hoax really. Do you actually believe a bunch of massive continents are just magically floating around, pleasantly bumping into each other like chums? Well, my friend Mac, he has an uncle who is a smart guy, a geophysicist, and its this mans life mission to disprove plate tectonics. He wears around a shirt denouncing it, and Mac and I proudly champion his views in public whenever the opportunity arises. He has my vote!

Plate tectonics, what has it done for you lately?
Not shit!

Join the revolution now, fight the man!


Ailie I look at my surroundings, and wonder. When was the last time plate tectonics took out the trash, when did it last do the dishes or shopping? No, there it is just sitting around lazy as usual.

(idea) by wharfinger (6.3 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 3 C!s Sat Apr 01 2000 at 13:36:31

Reunite Gondwanaland!

Look at it this way: If the plates really were "floating", one of them would have capsized before now in rough weather and we'd all know about it. And since the Earth was created in 4004 BC, there hasn't been enough time for the continents to drift very far anyhow. Most of "geological" "theory" asserts the existence of phenomena which have to happen over timespans that simply can't be reconciled with Biblical chronology. Quod erat demonstrandum: Plate tectonics is a hoax.


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Flat Earth Society Gondwanaland Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
Quod erat demonstrandum Magma is the blood that spews from the earth That busted Jersey barrier where I-90 enters Massachusetts I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY! First kiss Plate tectonics Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
oral sex in middle school Just my two cents Ailie My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
Pangaea Emperor Norton 4004 Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
Pangea October 23, 4004 BC Stop plate tectonics Harry Potter
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