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Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
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A fake
advertisement
by Berke Breathed of "
Bloom County
" fame:
GENE SIMMONS NEVER HAD A PERSONAL COMPUTER WHEN HE WAS A KID.
How do we know? We know because our own well-documented
research
has shown conclusively that a child who lacks his own
personal computer
during those earliest
school
years will very probably grow up to be a
bass
player in a
heavy metal
rock band who wears women's
fishnet
pantyhose
and sticks his
tongue
down to his
kneecaps
. Just like
Gene Simmons
.
Your child's future doesn't have to look like this.
The Banana Junior 6000 Self-portable Personal Computer System, complete with its optional
software
- Bananawrite, Bananadraw, Bananafile, and Bananamanager - is just what your four-year-old needs to compete in today's cut-throat world of
high tech
and high expectations.
The Banana Junior 6000...Buy one before it's too late. Gene's mother wishes she had.
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