| My younger brother gave me this T-shirt for my birthday.
It has a cartoon of a headless man (who looks suspiciously like a beheaded Homer Simpson). In one hand, he's carrying a sign that reads "Give me head or the monkey gets spanked!" In the other hand, he is holding up a paddle. A rather anxious monkey is perched on one of his shoulders.
This isn't something I wear in public. | 
