Gogglehead

Being a Gogglehead is a very high honor. A Gogglehead can expect to be a leader of men and digimon, a tradition going back through three seasons of Digimon.

Wearing the goggles bestows certain traits on the user:

• The Gogglehead will have the most powerful Digimon, at least in normal circumstances. The small, wimpy one will, of course, end up the strongest.
• The Gogglehead is, by definition, the bravest. However, there are select times when he will be scared; it is invariably a comic situation.
• An unfortunate side-effect is being guaranteed to be the stupidest member of the party. Not plain stupid, merely the least smart.
• Making friends is everything. A Gogglehead's best friend will eventually turn out to be the gloomy, anti-social person who has a not-so-nice side.

One important rule: Goggles go on the forehead. The only time they might possibly go on the eyes is in a climatic battle. (Or when traveling at high speeds.)

So if you want to be a Gogglehead, keep these facts in mind. You must not let this grand tradition down.

Ah, my first negative reputation writeup. Feel the Burn!
Oh, this is Digimon humor, by the way.