Foreword
After the runaway success of "making love in Japanese", I figured it's
about time for the inevitable sequel. Unlike its predecessor, this
is intended as more of a hands-on guide, and I hope it will
prove usable even without much other knowledge of the language.
Slang, obscene and dialect terms have generally been avoided, and
any gender-specific terms are flagged with (f) for female speech
and (m) for male speech.
That much said, while you may rest assured that your
author has selflessly endeavoured to check the content with
native speakers in real-life situations, I am not a native
speaker myself so use this at your own risk. Corrections and suggestions
are welcome.
And a final note: love really is the international language, it is
not only possible but preferable to have wild monkey sex without
a phrasebook (or E2) in the other hand, and language skills do tend
to take a bit of a backseat in the heat of the moment anyway.
But a well-placed word or two at the right moment can still do wonders...
でわ、それで発表させていただきます。
His 'n' Hers
This is probably the toughest bit, partly because
Japanese women tend to go out of their way to avoid direct references
to sex organs, partly because (as in English) many common Japanese
terms are either too clinically dry or obscene for use with a lover.
I've given a few choices for most, the
leftmost ones being the most polite/feminine forms; don't forget
that you can very often substitute friendly direction words like
kochi and achi.
mouth kuchi 口
lips kuchibira 唇
tongue shita 舌
finger yubi 指
breast(s) mune 胸, chichi 乳, oppai おっぱい
nipple chikubi 乳首
navel heso 臍
penis mono モノ, are アレ, chinchin ちんちん, chinpo ちんぽ
testicles kintama 金玉
buttocks oshiri お尻
vagina asoko アソコ, (o)manko おマンコ
anus anaru アナル
thigh momo 股
calf fukurahagi 脹ら脛
foot ashi 足
toe ashinoyubi 足の指
saliva tsuba ツバ
semen seemen セーメン, seieki 精液
love juice aieki 愛液
sweat ase 汗
urine shikko しっこ
feces kuso 糞
Accessories (Batteries Not Included)
bra bura(jaa) ブラ（ジャー）
panties pantsu パンツ, pantii パンティー
underwear pantsu パンツ
condom kondoomu コンドーム
Learn to love latex, because this is pretty much the only form of contraception commonly used in Japan.
ice koori 氷
vibrator baibu バイブ
Words of Action
All verbs given first in dictionary (present tense) form and then conjugated into the
-te form, which can be used alone as simple informal
command (namete, "lick!").
Add kure to be a bit more polite (namete kure,
"please lick (me)") or ageru to say you'll "give" the action to
them (namete ageru, "I'll lick you").
undress nugu 脱ぐ > nuide
tickle kusuguru 擽る > kusugutte
touch sawaru 触る> sawatte
kiss kisu suru キスする > kisu shite
nibble kajiru 噛る > kajitte
bite kamu 噛む > kande
lick nameru 嘗める > namete
suck shaburu しゃぶる > shabutte
Not polite; using namete will usually produce the desired result.
insert ireru 入れる > irete
fuck hameru 嵌める > hamete
Be careful with this one!
make come ikaseru イカせる > ikasete
Terms of Reaction
First a few more verbs to describe your reactions to the above, this time with the past tense -ta form in case you need to state the obvious...
get hard tatteru 立ってる > tatteta
get wet nureru 濡れる > nureta
come iku イク > itta
Yes, that is the very common Japanese verb "to go". Often written in katakana (as shown) if used in the sexual sense.
...and then some useful things to say. A few of these have
different forms for male (m) and female (f) speech; any adjective can be
made more masculine by changing -ii into -ee.
Embarrassing. hazukashii 恥ずかしい
The obligatory female reaction to, um, just about anything the first time around. The expected male reply is daijoubu-da or none at all. Stop! yamete 止めて (f), yamero 止めろ (m)
No way! dame ダメ (m/f), yada やだ (f)
That...
...feels good kimochi ii 気持いい
...tickles kusuguttai 擽ったい / kusushii
...hurts itai 痛い
...feels heavy omoi 重い / omotai 重たい
More! motto もっと
Deeper! fukaku 深く
Faster! hayaku 速く
I'm coming! iku イク, ikisou da イキそうだ (m)
Once more? mou ikkai? もう一回？
Tab A, Slot B
on top ue 上
on bottom shita 下
on back aomuke 仰向け
on stomach utsumuke 俯向け
sitting suwatte 座って
standing tattete 立ってて
The observant reader will have noticed that tatsu also means getting an erection, so this is a bit fiddly.
doggie style bakku de バックで
masturbation manzuri 万擦り (f), tekoki 手こき (m)
finger-fuck yubiiri 指入り
fellatio fera フェラ, shakuhachi 尺八
cunnilingus kunni クンニ
sixty-nine shikkusu-nain 69, ainame 鮎並
tongue bath zenshin nameru 全身嘗める
Aural Sex
You...
...are beautiful. kirei きれい
...are sexy. sekushii セクシー, iroppoi 色っぽい
...smell good. ii nioi いい匂い
...are big. ookii 大きい, dekai でかい
...are tight. semai 狭い
...are skilled. umai 旨い
That was incredible. Saikou datta. 最高だった。
Can I come in your mouth? Kuchi no naka itte ii? 口の中イッていい？
Kneel and lick my feet. Hizamazuite ashi wo o-name. 跪いてお足を嘗め。
Further References
Todd and Erika Geers' Making Out in Japanese is a surprisingly good
(albeit not perfect)
book for miscellaneous dating language, although the section on
sex is disappointingly brief. The sequel, creatively entitled
More Making Out in Japanese, goes into more detail but is
less usable overall. All other "dirty" or "slang" Japanese books I've seen, on the other hand, suck (and E2's Japanese pickup lines node isn't much better).
This writeup has been brought to you by the syllables
nyoro-nyoro, kyuu-kyuu and pon-pon. Thanks to Cogito & co. for comments.
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