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Holiday Constipation

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(thing) by K9 (10 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Mon Oct 09 2000 at 10:44:23

A curious phenomenon which involves the subconsious closure of the lower intestine while away on holiday.

Rather than defecate in someone else's toilet it is common to actually induce a mild form of constipation. This is in itself no bad thing, until you get home.


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