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How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating

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(idea) by Katyana (1.8 wk) (print)   ?   5 C!s I like it! Sun Sep 03 2000 at 19:58:03

My boyfriend at the time and I were in what one might call the 69 position.
I know you're thinking, "But this is a node about masturbation." I'm getting there.

He came... I didn't. He seemed uninterested in finishing what he started. (inconsiderate schmuck) He just rolled over and started cutting logs. I figured the subtle hum of my plug in vibrator wouldn't bother him much at this point.

Oh come on! I was terrifically titillated, and not quite finished. Thus my vigor into orgasm created quite a stir. Unfortunately, his head lay where my feet were stirring. Sure I woke him up prior to the big O, but he certainly didn't see that heel coming toward his head.

KO'ed by Katyana!

I can not be held accountable for my actions when the throes of primal passion overcome me.

There has been some moderate reality reconstruction in this tale. It was a nodeshell and someone had to fill it.


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