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How to Survive in the Arctic

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(idea) by Protector of Mankind (3.3 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Aug 04 2000 at 17:44:51

. . . I'm not a hunter but I'm told, that, uh, in places like in the artic where indegenious people, uh, sometimes might might hunt a wolf they'll they'll they'll take a double edged blade and put they'll blood on the blade and they'll melt the ice and stick the handle in the ice so that only the the blade is protruding and that a wolf will smell the blood and wants to eat and will come and lick the blade trying to eat and what happens is when the when the wolf licks the blade of course he cuts his tongue and he bleeds and he thinks he is really having a good time and he drinks and he licks and he licks, that is what the imperialists did to us with crack cocaine. . . and brothers actually think it is something that is bringing resources to them but really it's killing them . . . and instead of blaming the hunter who put the damn handle and the blade in the ice for the wolf the wolf gets blamed for trying to live . . .

this is a sample taken from the first song on the Dead Prez album Get free or die trying


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