I have been a minister since March 5 of this year. You, too, can have the power to forgive others' sins and preach your beliefs (legally) to anyone who wants to listen. You even get an official certificate to show all your friends. For an extra five dollars, you can buy such titles as Llama, Goddess, or Druid. Sweet!

Just get yourself to this site:
http://www.ulc.net/

One of the things most people don't realize, is that with the printable ordination certificate, for most states of the US, you can go down to your local County Courthouse, and present this certificate, and along with a nuisance fee (It was five dollars for Pulaski County, Arkansas, your mileage may vary), you can get a minister's certificate, showing what book and page your credentials are filed under. Then, not only were you before a legally ordained minister, now with having your credentials filed, you too can marry people.