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How to impress The Man

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(idea) by icicle (1.6 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sun Mar 12 2000 at 17:06:10

* Wash your car
* Laugh at his jokes
* Know the law
* Pay your bills
* Drive the speed limit
* Publish the contents of his secret file

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