I Love Little Pussy

created by nuage

(idea) by nuage (3 y) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Sun May 28 2000 at 5:29:07

I love little pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But pussy and I,
Very gently will play.

Do i even need to comment on that? Yeah baby!.

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